Worship Ms.Nicole

I wanted to share a new product with My readers, a new vodka (new to Me anyway) named “Ivanabitch Vodka”.

I am not kidding; that’s really the name! See!

(The pickle is a Russian thing, I think.)

A guy friend (6′4”, blonde, green eyes, loaded :drool: ) came over, presented Me with a bottle (as well as a request to perform domestic chores for Me), and we sat outside enjoying the evening, just cutting up and chatting.

After a few drinks, he got a little too loud for Me, so I told him that he should leave but the vodka could stay. He pouted and begged, and I was gracious enough to let him sleep in My office (the one down at the barn, not My house). He was drinking, so it was the right thing to do. I do not do the drinking and driving thing, and I don’t let My friends do it in My presence.

So there I sat, enjoying the beautiful evening, just a few candles for ambient light and My dogs at My feet. The peace was wonderful, and surprisingly, the vodka was pretty good. It was extremely smooth, and even though I drank much more than I would normally drink, I never really felt intoxicated, only pleasantly buzzed. Very smooth, indeed. I was impressed.

While sipping, I started thinking about the name — Ivanabitch Vodka. A name with an attitude. Any product that has the chutzpah to use the word Bitch in its name has got to be good.

I guess there is a bit of buzz about it, but I’d never heard any of it. I did find out the names of a few of their drink recipes:

Dirty Bitch

Power Bitch

Twisted Bitch

I’m really liking this vodka even more now.