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Catcalls are one things, but this guy went too far; read on…

I made a rare trip into a hardware store today to pick up some supplies for an upcoming project. Normally I would send a “chore boy” to do My shopping, but I was thinking up things on the fly and wanted to pick out some goodies Myself.

The hardware store has an in-house cat to keep away nasty critters (blech) and such. The kitty is very pretty and is quite large. He’s somewhat of a male Diva, lol, with his purple collar and sense of entitlement to be petted.

There I was slightly leaned over to give the frisky feline a nice scratch on the head, when I hear a gruff voice, spoken in just above a whisper (but obviously meant for My ears) “Here sweet pussy, pussy! Lemme get somma that.” And then the sounds of teeth and lips smacking together and a “Mmmmhhhhmm”.

Ugh! Disgusting jackass. :mad:

I slowly (but gracefully) turned to face this idiot. My first thought was that I was looking at Bozo the Clown. Bright pink bandanna, cowboy hat, curly-q mustache, baggy pants, and a bright red nose that told Me he was more than familiar with the Anheuser-Busch family. :lol: There was no way I could walk away from this chance; I couldn’t wait to lay into this fucker.

He got a big grin on his face, and in the most idiotic drawl I have ever had the displeasure of hearing, said, “Well, dang, I don’t know if you’re purttier from the front or the back! Looks like evy view is a good’un!” He gives accents a bad name, lol.

I saw the lady behind the counter cringe, and even the kitty ran off. I cocked My head to the side, gave him a slow, sweet smile, but let My eyes give him a hint of what My mouth was about to say. He blinked a few times, his eyelids kind of drooped and even his mustache curled down a bit, and then his back kind of slumped. He started walking backward as I walked toward him.

I heard a snicker from the counter and a *ahem* from somewhere else in the store. I was focused on My prey like a hawk; he knew he had made a huge mistake. Someone let out a bit of nervous laughter somewhere in the store.

I was slinking in his direction like a cat to an ugly mouse, claws drawn and ready. He was like a cartoon man walking the wrong way on a banana peel; his feet were moving but he wasn’t getting anywhere. :lol: I swear, it was absolutely priceless to watch him squirm away from little ol’ Me!

I said, “Save your idiotic come-ons for your blow up dolls, Barnum Bailey.” ( I swear his mouth then turned into a great big “O”, just like a blow-up doll *hehe*) “I bet the smell of soft plastic and balloon air gets your little cocklet as hard as a peanut, doesn’t it?” I moved in closer to him, My perfectly pedicured foot in My cute sandals sliding on top of his boot. I pressed down hard with the ball of My foot–he stumbled back, grunting.

“You know, you sure do have a pretty mouth, boy. [ty “Deliverance” LOL!) If you’re really interested in Me, we could go back to your mom’s basement, put you on your filthy mattress, and I could show you what women really want by using your ass as My own personal pussy. What do you say, cowboy?” “You want Me to show you My version of getting pussy?”

His mouth twisted into a grimace-smirk, “Yous kiddin’ me, aintcha?” He looked utterly confused and a little scared. :lol:

I just barely laughed and very slowly shook My head, lightly licking My lips. (I wouldn’t touch his nasty ass with someone else’s strap-on, but I wanted to watch him squirm)

He looked at Me like I had suddenly grown horns, thought for a second, *almost* made a remark, then hot-footed it out of the store, looking over his shoulder one last time as I said, “I don’t know if you’re uglier from the front or the back, but that saggy ass looks like it’s been used a time or two!” :P

The lady behind the counter was red as a beet when I checked out. The only words she said as I took My bag to leave were — “I bet he’ll think twice next time he wants to talk nasty to a Lady. He looks like he prolly does take it up the butt!”

Haha! The way she said it was soooo funny, I wanted to crack up right there. Somehow, I held My composure. *hehe*

Guys:

There’s nothing wrong with complimenting a beautiful woman, but when you do, be respectful. Vulgarity gets you nothing but hurt feelings, possibly physical pain, and a ton of embarrassment. Being nasty is just….nasty!

Of course, that jackass is probably at home right now, listening to mommy call him for dinner as he tries to finish jerking his teeny-weenie to the memory of My voice (and probably My ass, too; lol) and a copy of Brokeback Mountain. (a movie I happen to adore, by the way; I hope this doesn’t ruin it for Me, lol. :P )

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Confession time, guys!

How many of you have fantasized of being fucked with a big strap-on by a beautiful, dominant Lady, using your ass-pussy for Her pleasure and proving once for all what a real sissy you are? I know for some of you it’s hard to admit that you crave cock and wonder how it feels to get your ass reamed. Then again, some of you are very open about the fact that you’re a major cock slut and love to feel a huge dick turn your ass-pussy into a quivering puddle, and have your mouth used as a cum receptacle.

For some of you, it’s just a tool I use to discipline you and remind you that I am in charge, completely. :twisted: For others, it’s a first step to forced-bi and a trip to the glory hole. :lol:

Well, for all My little cock sucking fiends, I’ve created a brand new recording: Strap-On fun with My big toy and your ass and mouth. It’s even better than the real thing. Why? Because it involves Me, and what could be better than that? Whether you find it a humiliating punishment or just the ultimate in control, I’m sure you’ll enjoy just hearing My sexy voice.

You can listen to it here on Niteflirt:

Be sure to check out My other recordings, too. You never know what you’ll find or what might turn you on.

By the way… I have a very special surprise coming, one that will blow you away. I’m sure of it. ;)

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It’s time to go to the Glory Hole to get some lovin’ !

One of my new little cock-loving sluts took a few trips there recently. He listened to one of My recordings, that inspired him to call Me, and we got get him dressed up like a girly man, pimped out and ready for some anal adventures. :)

I gave him a nice cock-sucking assignment, an ass-pussy fucking journey, and wow, he loved it! He’s such a whore! :lol: I’ve never heard such a squeal of delight as he sucked 8″ hardwood and played tight-end for the men at the bookstore.

Before I took him out, I dressed him in some cute Victoria’s Secret boy-shorts (pink, of course!) and a nice pink bra. I thought he was going to cream his pants just thinking about wearing his sexy outfit under his jeans. He felt no shame as he entered the Glory Hole, immediately took a cock in his mouth, and sucked on it like it was the cure for cancer and he had a throat tumor. :lol:

When he felt strong hands behind him, pulling those lil’ panties over his ass, getting ready to pound that back door pussy, he practically screamed with joy, begging to feel a stranger’s huge cock ream his ass.

I couldn’t resist giggling as he begged for more cock, begged to have his man pussy fucked, squealing and screeching each time that cock plunged deeper into his slut hole! He didn’t even pretend this was forced-bi. No, there was no hem-hawing on his part– he went right into begging for those throbbing cocks to shoot their nasty loads up his ass pussy and into his hungry mouth. What a man-slut! He had the desire to please, to put the “glory” back in Glory Hole. ;)

I thought for sure he would have been tired after the anal banging trip I took him on, but apparently he has no discipline. Even after our adventure, he was craving the cock so much that he called My recording again! LOL!

I bet he can’t wait until his next adventure.

Well, in the meantime, he can amuse his cock cravings with My recording on Niteflirt.

I know you cock lovers are out there, just drooling over the thought of sucking cock and getting ass-banged for My pleasure. ;) You bunch of sissy man-whores do love your cock sucking assignments. *hehe*

Give Me a call the next time you want to go; I’ll have you doing things that will make even you blush!

Oh, and be sure to beg, moan, and squeal. I love it! LOL!!

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